(Who Took Your Pipe) Mr. Potato Head? words and music by Scott Yoho

Mister Potato Head lives by himself
In a cardboard box forgotten on a dusty shelf
To simple spuds he once lent some personality
Now he's a hollow shell of what he used to be

He fell to pieces when the missus disappeared
Despite the empty feeling, deep inside he persevered
His favorite pipe was all that helped him through his day
But then some villain made Hasbro take that pipe away


Who took your pipe, Mister Potato Head?
Who took your pipe from you?
Who took your pipe, Mister Potato Head?

Someone imagined your pipe would ruin children's minds
This person surely had way too much leisure time
Did they think kids would smoke crack because of you?
Will tots do everything they see plastic taters do?


©1999 Auto Order Music (BMI)

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