Near The Cheese words and music by Scott Yoho

Sunday means we're grocery shopping,
My girlfriend and me
If morning finds us tired and hungry,
We might not agree

Sometimes we bicker badly in the baked goods
In frozen foods our hearts frequently freeze
In cereals we speak serious in discussion
But we always make up when we're near the cheese

If Saturday we stayed out late,
Our heads just might ache
And if at home we're out of coffee,
We might not be awake

We could contend, contest, or cause to quibble
It happens choosing them or those or these
We spar amongst the spareribs,
Dispute spinach spaghettis,
But we always make up when we're near the cheese

I Camembert to live my life without you
You're more important than the air I brie
When we cheddar inhibitions
in that Wisconsin cottage
We knew it was as Gouda good can be

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